Post B4

Dear Stephen,

It is weird for me to think that you are not a big fan of sports for some reason. And, it is also weird to me that even though I love sports and my life revolves around them that I agree with a lot of what you say. For example, when you talk about trash talk and how "the best drug enhancer comes from the mind" (73), I strongly agree. That can fool with people's mind like crazy. Like, in hockey when somebody is taking a penalty shot and someone screams siv to the goalie, it messes with there head either in a good way or bad. It would be good if the goalie takes it like this, "ha! siv?? Who do you think you are talking about? Me? No Way! The score is 5-0 you asswholes!" because it makes them think they have a chance and gives them confidence. However, if they take it the wrong way and think "Oh man, they think I'm a siv? ugh, I knew I should practice more than I do", then they will doubt themselves and not give it all they got because they do not think they have much to give anyways. I love trash talking though, it makes the game a lot more entertaining...but that's only when I'm not playing. My favorite part of this chapter was when you gave the visual of the abstinence bases. First base=polite chatter, Second base=eye contact, Third base= a randy joke (good one in there by the way), and Home= furious dry humping. HAHA sounds like a good way to keep the kids clean now. But, I don't know furious dry humping could be a bit much. I am lovin your soul and your life Mr. Colbert.

Ellie